Oooooh! The Spring Academic Banquet! – actually, we host an academic banquet every night up in my son’s room. Here is our basic template, gussied up to welcome spring –
The hors d’oeuvre platter: this past week, academic thinking mode was activated with mini warm-up exercises, along the line of:
– a word scramble (FLIDAFOD = DAFFODIL)
– iPad keyboard practice (sprout, trout, about, shout, clout, pout, grout)
– practicing: “>”(larger than) and “<“ (smaller than)
– matching: composer and composition
– tracking the travels of Breton (our favorite shark) on ocearch.org
– ooohing and ahhhing over photos we took to celebrate my son’s 200th volunteer day at the local nursery.

The main course: two hearty, satisfying topics:

– The Physics Book, 250 milestones in physics, arranged chronologically by Clifford A. Pickover, published in 2011. Oh my gosh – I never thought we would be reading about physics and bless our hearts, we are pretty much not comprehending most of the entries – AND YET, we are LOVING THIS BOOK! Each “milestone” gets a two page spread; one page for an illustration/photograph and one page for historical references and technical, bewildering explanations. We skip milestones that are too confusing for the likes of us (the majority of milestones) but – oh! – the feeling of elation when we find a topic we can grasp.
The sort of milestones we have skipped:
The Antikythera Mechanism
Coulomb’s Law of Electrostatics
Soliton
The sort of milestones that fill us with wonder:
the physics of the boomerang – dynamite – the hourglass – Ben Franklin’s kite
the acceleration of falling objects – X-rays – the stethoscope
the thermos – neon signs – Schrödinger’s cat (which we are familiar with thanx to BBT)
Here is something cool we learned: The first Nobel Prize (funded by the invention of dynamite, 1866) ever awarded went to Wilhelm Röntgen for his original work with X-rays (1895).
This is the book we can’t wait to open every night!
– Polar Explorers – for Kids, Maxine Snowden. We have just completed part one (Arctic explorers), and are geared up to start part 2 (Antarctic explorers). Our globe and compass are out every night so we can trace routes attempted by the explorers. We are now REALLY familiar with:
– the concept of the Northwest Passage
– the contentious race to the North Pole
– the difference between the geographic North Pole and the magnetic north pole
– our favorite explorer: Fridtjof Nansen (brilliant, thoughtful, honest, focused)
– our least favorite explorer: Robert Peary (apparently a self centered #$%&+*&%$#)
The salad course: a Farmer Brown story problem involving veggies necessary for perking up a bowl of tossed greens:

– Farmer Brown is teaching a gardening class the first Saturday of every spring month (March, April, and May). Students will be given gardening gloves, clay pots, potting soil and will learn how to plant radishes, cucumbers and tomatoes from seeds. Farmer Brown figures to spend $15 on supplies per student and has priced the course at $25.
– If 15 eager beginner gardeners sign up for each class, how much profit will Farmer Brown realize?
A) $10 B) $150 C) $375 D) $450
– How many students will Farmer Brown prepare for if 20% of the radish/cuke/tomato students decide to enroll in his “Let’s Grow Bell Peppers” summer class?
A) 9 students B) 15 students C) 20 students D) 45 students
(answers at bottom of post)
The dessert: the icing on our spring banquet cake:

We just finished “Grandpa’s Great Escape”, by David Walliams. A lot of full throttle wackiness (story AND illustrations) in this book: can friendships, bravery, and a special relationship between a grandfather and his grandson triumph over the mean, the greedy, and the cheaters? (Of course they can, but hold onto your hat, cuz we found this book to be a roller coaster ride from start to finish.) To top it off (icing on the cake), we learned a bit about the pride of Britain’s Royal Air Force of WWII: the Spitfire!

Classical Music for a Spring Banquet –
“Spring”, from the “Victorian Kitchen Garden Suite”, composed by Paul Reade. We learned that “The Victorian Kitchen Garden” was a British TV series, produced in 1987 (winning an award for best TV music in 1991). The short recording we listened to features Emma Johnson (on clarinet), of the original theme soundtrack. Perfect for spring, with bird song scattered throughout the piece –
“Appalachian Spring”, music composed by Aaron Copland for Martha Graham in 1944. We like the weirdly named “Doppio Movimento” section (yes, we looked this up, we understand what doppio movimento means, but we still think it is a weird name), a respectful interpretation of the Shaker hymn, “Simple Gifts”, accented with with regal fanfare and waves of majestic strength. We listen for the spring raindrops (or is it the clip clop of horses’ hooves?). We love this piece –
“Spring Song”, composed in 1841 and found in Book 5 of Felix Mendelssohn’s “Songs without Words”. We wonder whether Herr M would be amused that this piece would feature prominently in loads of cartoons (most notably, “Spring Song” was the central music theme of the 1939 “Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur” animated cartoon short). Oh, the royalties he missed out on!
Welcome to the best part of my day!
– Jane BH
(story problem answers: D) $450 and A) 9 students)
























































